- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dislike this power

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the ability to die on command

The ability to die instantly

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

the power to see stuff

Pointless Super Powers