Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to not care.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to plank

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to animate condiments

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to zap people but only yourself

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!