the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to control nothing

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!