the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to display emotions at will

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!