- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to understand irony.

The ability to police irony

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Acid tears.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to make it impossible to have powers

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Pointless Super Powers