The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!