- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of laser pointer vision.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

Invisible handwriting.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to read this.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be a common person

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers