the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!