The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!