Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!