The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!