- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to see oxygen.

Nothing

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Pointless Super Powers