- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to have a V8

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to communicate with sperm.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power of hindsight

The power to smell water.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Pointless Super Powers