- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to read this.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to give the wrong directions

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

the power to change people socks on command

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

make youself dumb

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

Pointless Super Powers