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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside
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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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make youself dumb
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.
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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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The power to have an ability.
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The power to pick any lock as long as its open
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to transform gold into nothing.
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The ability to count to potato
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The power to change your eye color.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!