- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

make youself dumb

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to have an ability.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The ability to count to potato

The power to change your eye color.

Pointless Super Powers