the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to be super ugly

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!