- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The ability to not live forever

The power to take a crap.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Pointless Super Powers