The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!