The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!