- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to die when you get old

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power to read this sentence

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power of laser pointer vision.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Invisible handwriting.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers