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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.
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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger
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The power to take huge shits at will.
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old
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the ability to look into your brain
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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything
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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.
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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.
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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The power to never finish your sentences because
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!