- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to quote memes randomly

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to smell colors

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to become translucent

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers