The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to read your own mind

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!