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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The power to never finish your sentences because
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The ability to judge a book by its cover.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to turn cake into pie
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The power to die when you get old
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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the power to read this sentence
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.
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The power of night-blindness.
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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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The power to fart slightly less deadly
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land
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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt
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Invisible handwriting.
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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!