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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.
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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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The Power to touch MC Hammer
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Power to give birth through your penis.
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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.
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The power to not be funny
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The power to shoot glue from your penis
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the power to summon a massive midget
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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.
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the power to permanently change your name to Graham
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!