Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!