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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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To have the power to breathe
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine
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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts
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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.
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The power to knock yourself unconscious
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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.
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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible
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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.
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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!