- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to do something while you can play games.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power of the succulent game

The ability to like this post

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to die

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the ability to die on command

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Pointless Super Powers