- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to take edible shits.

Being able to fly in place.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to change people socks on command

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to get sick

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The ability to pee while standing up for men

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to die.

Pointless Super Powers