The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to jizz money

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!