The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to speak braille.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!