The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!