- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell whore

the power to morph into yourself

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to have no superpower

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers