the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!