the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!