The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power of being yourself

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!