The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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power to age faster

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!