The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!