- Pointless Super Powers

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

+52

The power to not do it.

+52

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

+50

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

+48

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

+42

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

+32

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

+32

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a common person

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to only be obesely fat.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.