The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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power to age faster

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!