The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!