The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be french.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!