The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to break bones at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!