- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to a nokia phone.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to do nothing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

being black

The power to think oppositely

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Pointless Super Powers