The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to jump

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!