- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The Power of Anti-Sex

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to be normal.

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to have an ability.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to change your eye color.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

Pointless Super Powers