The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!