the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to misspell

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!