The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to not do it.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!