The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The Power to Die if you are dead

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power of christ ;)

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power of having two left hands.

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!