The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be french.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to like this post

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!