- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think oppositely

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to speak to toasters

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to microwave bread

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

Pointless Super Powers