The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power think five times slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!