The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!