- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to die

The power to be fireproof under water

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers