The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!