- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to be an idiot.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to make remotes invisible

Pointless Super Powers