power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to not see anything

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to become powerless

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Aweonao

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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The power to pee any color

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to be born again

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!