The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!