- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

he power to make mistakes

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to see through windows

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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Pointless Super Powers