- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell people's moods

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Pointless Super Powers