The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to like charlie

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!