the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be french.

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75% levitation

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!