- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to look at Sun.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to get married

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Pointless Super Powers