- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do nothing

The power to fly but only in your room

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to not have a superpower

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Pointless Super Powers