The power of hindsight

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to read this.

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The power to be a common person

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!