the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!