The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to see through air

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!