- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to see through glass

The ability to jump

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The ability to pee while standing up for men

the power to die

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Pointless Super Powers