The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!