The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to get married

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!