- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make everything worse

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to die

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers