- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to predict the present

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to see through glass

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to poo.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers