- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to make everything worse

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to predict the present

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to drink and drive without being caught

Pointless Super Powers