- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to die at will

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to fire my lazer

The ability to be heard in space

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

Pointless Super Powers