The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!