- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to die on command.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to divide by 0

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

Nothing

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

Nope. Just nope.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Pointless Super Powers