The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!