- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to look TV

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Pointless Super Powers